Foodie Laws

Various bits of cooking/foodie wisdom:

  1. The Law of Expanding Cabbage: The smaller the cabbage, the more surprised you will be by the sheer volume of cole slaw you make.
  2. Stuff Happens, Foodie variant: If you love to cook, but live alone, leftovers will expand to fill all available space.
  3. Potluck Frustration #1: The more you love the dish you bring, and the longer it’s been since you last made it, the more likely it is that it will be such a hit that there’s none left for you – even at the potluck!
  4. If you’re at a political rally and start chanting:
    Mise en Place!
    Mise en Place!
    Mise en Place!
    You’ll then recognize other foodies … they’re the ones laughing!
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